Funny Stuff I Encountered On The Internet.

While surfing (also known as browsing) the net, i accidentally stumbled upon these funny pictures. It may seem vulgar. However, if you pay attention closely, you'll get what the pics are saying lol.:

50 Interesting Facts.

Here are some interesting facts:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).

39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

Mutated Goonch (Catfish) Becomes Human Predator

Since 1998 till 2007, 3 people have missing suddenly in the Great Kali River, a river flowing between  the border of Nepal and North India. This event is so weird 'cause the area isn't a habitat for alligators or other predators.
Last time - from a witness who saw the occurance - a little child was seen dragged into the river by what it looks like a long pig.After that, there were no signs of the victim, including the attire which he/she was wearing.

The weird events and cases compelled British Biologist - Jeremy Wade - to investigate what's been happening beneath the river. Reason is, the attacks only occur in one area, along the riverbed which is approximately 6 to 8 km long. That area, according to the locals, is a site where they usually drown the bodies of their relatives after they'd been burned.

After investigating using depth-measuring apparatuses, he made sure there were no holes found within the riverbank, so that means, the attacks didn't happen because of water turbulence.

Not long after the investigation, about 1 km from the last attack site, an ox which was drinking from the river which has a depth of 1m, was attacked and dragged by something which has emerged from the water.

"Whatever managed to drag that ox must have weigh about 90 to 140 kilograms," stated Wade on July 29th 2010. During the investigation, he found a goonch catfish, a relative to the catfish which has a length of 1 meter. However, they failed to catch the fish. Further investigations stated that they've found a group of them and 6 of them are as big as an adult human.

Failed to catch the fish using a fishing rod, Wade tried to fool the fish by using some wood and assembled them as if they were rafts used for the drowning ceremony. It was successful.

A goonch catfish which has the lenght of 1,8 meters and weighing 75,5 kilograms, or 3 times the weight of other goonch, was successfully caught. This fish was thought to be large enough and strong enough to eat the little child, but wasn't enough to attack and drag the ox.

Wade concluded that the catfish had been mutating to grow fond of human flesh. It also grew to that humongous size due to the constant consumption of human flesh which had been drowned during the ceremonial burial.

But wait, if that fish isn't big enough to attack the ox, then what could had had attacked the ox?. One thing's for sure though, the world is full of unsolved mysteries.

-Courtesy of VIVAnews-.

Dream Benders

I just noticed that I have the potential to be a Dream Bender. A Dream Bender is basically a person who can control his/her dreams depending on his/her needs.

What's a Dream?. Dreams are images, sounds and/or emotions that pass through the mind during sleep. Contents and purposes of dreams are not fully understood, though some sees dreams as a sign of something that's going to happen.

There are stages in which a dream are categorized. Ranging from a common dream or basically called REM (Rapid Eye Movement) to a point where a dream feels real - called Lucid Dreaming.

Now, the Lucid Dreaming part is the stage that I MOSTLY experience during my sleep. I don't know whether I walked during my sleep or not, point is, most of my dreams felt real and felt like I was runnin' the show.

Lucid Dreams , in simplest term, is when you feel, realize, and aware that YOU ARE DREAMING. Now, this stage of the dream is - in my opinion -  the most exciting stage of dreaming. Like I said, in Lucid Dreaming, YOU ARE THE BOSS. Lucid Dreams can be controlled the way you want it. This stage of the dream is quite rare, because most people just don't bother to know nor try to have dreams when they're asleep.Lucid Dreams are easy to obtain in just 3 simple steps. Just do this before going to sleep, mmmmkay?

• Try not to get too exhausted during the day. Exhaustion will hinder the brain to initiate the dream since there aren't enough energy to be used for Lucid Dreaming. 
• Before going to sleep, give your brain some beta-Carotene or Caffeine. These are important nutrition for them, since they provide the necessary energy and chemicals to produce the Lucid Dreams. Bananas and Coffees are the main source for this 2 chemicals

• Don't sleep too late. If you sleep above 12 or more, it's gonna be hard for your brain to initiate the Lucid Dream.

 I've tried this 3 simple steps for 2 days and it's been working ever since. You'll feel a lot better when you wake up and you'll obviously feel more refreshed than your standard dreams